Today It Was My Birthday

I am older.

Beauty Is Not Freedom

There is something ineffably beautiful about the tyranny of the ballet aesthetic.

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I know about your (homo)sexuality.

Doing It

The problem with sex is that it involves another person.

Brad from Thailand at Work

Me - Oh Brad! Thanks so much for taking my shift. You make me so happy I could go down on you.

Brad - What does "go down on you" mean?

Me - Give oral sex.

Brad - oh. Then what is go up on you.

Me - Nothing.