It is called 'Red Velvet'. It is the most delicious cupcake I have ever had in my life.
(The bed is hard. He uses too much teeth and not enough lube. He looked better with his clothes on. I am tired and this is boring. and not pleasureable. He has a small penis. He has one of those awful 'sex faces'. I keep thinking 'When will this be over?' I wish I was eating another delicious cupcake.)
(Dis) satisfaction is universal.
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bad sex face is a sure sign of not good.
Nice to know I'm not the only one who's a dud in the sack. Where is this guy? Give him my email address.
As I recall, you are at least a decent kisser. Point for Skinny Rabbit. Skinny Rabbit 1. Bad Sex Face Guy 0.
Just use your puppy dog face during sex Pollytrix. That would be a sure winner!
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