I recently have aquired the pornography collection of a dead man. Rather incidently, a co-worker said a friend she knew who worked at a video store recently was bequeathed a collection of porno donated by the friends and family of a recently deceased neighbour. I, who will never pass up free porn, went to the aforementioned video store to take some advantage of some of this free erotic gold.
I feel that, by watching the dead man's pornography, I am getting a glimpse into a secret and private part of a man and his life. From such titles as "Slave Training" and "Time for Torment" and "Extreme Measures", the man's personal sexuality slowly reveals itself. It may not get me off, but the fact that I am able to see a part of a human being that no longer exists in our world, I feel I am able to look not only through time to the past, but beyond the grave to achieve an understanding of someone I had never known or met. They definitely didn't talk about his love for "Slave Training" in his eulogy at his funeral.
5 comments:
you sound SO pretentious in your writing.
I think you sound confident in your writing. It's pleasing to my eyes.
Confidence is mistaken for pretention for those who feel insecure.
I think you should disallow anonymous comments. This should not be a place for little children.
If confidence is mistaken for pretension for those who feel insecure, then doesn't that make "anonymous" insecure? Also, maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure proper grammar would be to say "Confidence is mistaken for pretension BY those who feel insecure". Oh, and anonymous spelled pretension wrong. Whenever I attack someone I make sure to run a spell check first so that I don't look like a fool.
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